frick my stupid baka life born to be full of whimsy and joy forced to go to school. ill make this pretty later ignore any spelling mistakes

tomura shigaraki headcanon dump.
most of these r funny jokey hcs im not going into depth bc im scared ill mischaracterize him somehow

• far-sighted (can’t see near him), needs to squint to see anything & in need of glasses, but refuses to get them because he thinks they make him look like a nerd.
• picky eater, likes moist foods because they help with his dry lips. he also likes streamed white rice.
• can (and will) sleep with heavy metal music blasting at full volume. however, if something even slighty touches him while he’s sleeping, he will freak..
• his kanji/handwriting is awful. looks like a toddler did it. (afo tried to teach him how to write after he got his quirk, but tomura kept decaying his pencil.)
• his texts look like a code you have to decipher & cannot spell for the life of him (he’s decayed most of his past phones.)
• can only do like. 6th grader math.
• his body temp feels like the arctic. (he gets sick very easily.)
• 0 spice tolerance whatsoever. (dabi makes fun of him for it.)
• bites + picks at his nails a lot. (he has a lot of dirt under his nails. he hates dirt.)
• gets sunburnt easily, and hates the sun. like a vampire. he fixated on vampires once when he was a kid.
• lactose intolerance, but still drinks milk (and other diary products).
• hatsune miku fan.. loves vocaloid i think.. treats his miku figures like they are his children.
• no fashion sense (he just stole dabis drip.)

i am litterally shigaraki tomura bc when i was younger i was kicked out my house and had to walk on the streets hoping that someone would ask me if i wasok. nobody did if ur wondering and i had to call the police yo take me back home 💜 n also im a pro gamer too i guess.
heh... and im also his tyology stuff (idk if it accrate but🙏) half of these hcs r just facts abt me anyways, i have to shower now my stomach hurts i did not take a shower i played leauge all morning who up

^ i hate his stupid bitchass.