So. who's the Dumbass 9? well they're a baseball team that consistent from a cyborg with 4 arms from a doomed timeline to a sentient Moai head who could only speak in grunts! it's strange how exactly they form as a team, but they work together perfectly!

James Andy Henderson

JAMES: "You're watching me, aren't you?!" Age: 21 Height: 5'9" First member of the team, James is a rather observant guy and tends to break the forth wall but due to that, he can be rather paranoid. He enjoys Writing, Collecting vinyls and hanging with the people he loves but he dislikes anyone who is a little too pushy. As of right now, He lives with Vincenzo and occasionally Louie. His birthday is September 12th and despite his outfit choice, his favorite color is red! Fun fact: He can play the bass!

Vincenzo (Vjzin Cjzenszuo) VINCENZO: "Eueuiuoiiueiu" Age: late 20s to early 30s (In human years) Height: 6'3" when hunched and 6'9" when not hunched Next up the alien of the team! Vincenzo is a rather affectionate thing, especially towards james but one may consider him to be a scatterbrain or dimwitted. it appears that he has a strong attachment and close relationship with James, always being seen with him. He can speak fluent English, although it may cause harm to his throat. he doesn't like any loud sounds, possibly because it may stress him out. His birthday is March 25th, and his body is considered to be very stretchy. Fun fact: he's excellent with hugs and cuddles!

Louis "Louie" Garrison LOUIE: "I'm starting to like you guys!" Age: 19 Height: 5'6" Louie is quite the lovable and social guy in the team but his short temper can get the better of him, even trying to pick a fight at times. He isn't so adjusted to nowadays slang as hearing even one word of it, he gets terrified by it. His hobbies and likes are Videos games and cats although he hates Bugs and has a huge insecurity about himself. with his birthday being December 27th and his favorite video game is Left 4 Dead 2, that would make him a very dorky and hotheaded Capricorn. Fun fact: Whenever he is experiencing any intense emotions, he starts speak1ng 1n l33tsp43k.